Hilarious and Dirty Merry Dickmas Christmas Ornament, Secret Santa Gift, Dark Humor Funny Mature PresentProduct Details Made in the USA Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain Approximately 3 inches in length FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase Officially Eco Friendly Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included Attributes and Sustainability The product materials are nontoxic, plastic free, reusable and recycled! Our raw material production of these

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