Jonny Firestorm vs. Pablo Pecs (My Nuts, Bro)Let's be honest, Jonny Firestorm loves to inflict punishment on other people. Let's be even more honest. Jonny Firestorm loves it even more when he can inflict that punishment on a newbie. Knowing both of those things, how do you think Jonny felt when he saw Pablo Pecs alone in the ring? A lamb to the slaughter? An easy mark? A deer in headlights? Choose your analogy, they are all true. The enjoyment comes from seeing exactly how and to what degree he

two tightly wound and mightily formed friends tied up like a pair of impossible to pull apart shoe laces

Chase slaps Blake’s tight abs

This match is brutal

“Wait on what

Neither Guido nor The Mountain are lacking in wrestling expertise or experience

White Wolf leaves the newbie coughing and looking around in horror after a back breaking drop

If you fantasize about having a heroic dude like Chace all to yourself

making his strain and grunt like a pig while Starr watches in glee

“I dunno

only to toss him onto the floor with total disregard

big boys brawl

eye-gouging