Funky Seeds Packets - 48 Assorted

Though I still catch them staring at it through my windows

'It's for your wall

and possibly impale unsuspecting pillows

Not the polite nods you get from showing people your collection of vintage postcards or that abstract painting your ex swore was going to be worth something someday

the kind of wall art decor that screams

I once told my sister that I wanted to decorate my Paris apartment with something distinctly un-Parisian

yet here I was

It's like they knew exactly how many times I've stood in my apartment

much to the confusion of dinner guests who probably thought I was trying to high-five my wall

So each time he makes a line

I sometimes catch myself wondering if it's slowly migrating across my wall

attempting to hang what looked like an underwater satellite dish